Humpday Hawtness

Okay, except for a few of my friends who are rich, fat and lazy -- well, okay, mostly rich but not fat and lazy, though you know who you are -- the rest of us need a reason to finish the week.  It's hump day Wednesday for us.  We're only halfway there.  So, naturally, this post is for us.  Our paychecks don't come until the end of the week.

So anyway ...

I guess you heard about Maxine Waters.  Yeah, me too.  Ugh.  Poor woman doesn't know better.  She's dumb as a post.  A mind is a terrible thing to waste.  Allegedly, at some point she had a brain.  Or so I heard.  Now she's doing her best imitation of Nancy Pelosi.  Birds of a feather, or so the saying goes.  So enough about them.

I love Candice Owens.  Not just smart, but young and pretty.  She's a lucky girl to have both qualities.  I'm proud for her parents and family, regardless of their politics.  What a daughter they produced!  Good people are just ... good.  It works that way.  It's an apple and tree kind of thing.

Speaking of funny in a serious kind of way, did you catch the 2018 MTV Award recently given to Chris Pratt?  If not, you can see it here.  Hide you eyes if you are inoculated against religious beliefs mixed with humor.  And totally ignore the point where he advises mixing dog food with meat, when he's actually referring to his own strategy for feeding his religious message to the audience.  More importantly, listen to how the youthful audience cheers at the high points:

Otherwise, enjoy.  Leftists simply don't realize when they are being trolled.

Anyway, Happy Wednesday.  Friday is just two days away.  Then we get paid.