A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

This week's Darwin Award goes to 18 year-old Nyla Simmons, recently deceased, who decided to twerk her booty atop a Cadillac Escalade in St. Louis, MO as the car cruised down the street.  Unfortunately, the driver of the vehicle decided to take a left turn without telling Nyla, whose head was down near her ankles and who subsequently fell off the roof and landed in the street.  Even more unfortunately, a firetruck was racing up behind them with sirens wailing and lights flashing, rushing to help extinguish some nearby blaze.  Nyla somehow was oblivious to the noise.  The firetruck driver was unable to swerve quickly enough to avoid the now-deceased twerker.  Firetrucks are not Escalades.

There are worse ways to go, but few are as stupid as this.

FAFO.  That's the new scientific acronym for nature's effort to clean out the gene pool.  I feel for her family, but they raised a stupid child.  I suspect the Escalade driver's IQ equals hers.  Nature tends to discard the lowest hanging fruit on the vine.  I suspect the driver is next in line for a Darwin nomination.  Illicit drugs might have been involved.  I don't know, but Escalades are expensive.