Tuesday, February 15, 2022



First Things First


Okay, it's time for me to kick it back in gear.  There's a chance Trump will run again in 2024.  I'm in.  Plus, my friend Mike asked why I wasn't blogging anymore.  I didn't have a good answer.  So, I'm back.  I aim to continue until Trump is re-elected.  Then I may quit again, thanks to the folks in Quantico.  They are a pain the the ass.  We'll see.

Now, on to the news.  Here's all you need to know.  Joe Biden is an ass.  Always has been, always will be.  That's what my smart friends say.  Both of them.  I genuinely am sorry that his son has a drug problem.  I'm not kidding about this.  It's tough sledding for any parent.  It's obviously a slippery slope.  Still, it doesn't pardon Joe for being a grifter par excellence his entire political career, an imitation of Bill and Hillary, except on a smaller scale, owing to Joe's stupidity, though I don't mean to drag Nancy Pelosi into the conversation, hag that she is.  Anyway, Bill was always the smarter one, and Hillary the more cunning, which explains their success, but that's another story.  Sweizer has already told it better than I could.

Let's face it.  Joe and Jill aren't the sharpest pencils in the box.  At least Obama could read a teleprompter and Michelle knew to keep her mouth shut most of the time.  Call me a racist, sexist white nationalist supremacist, or any other "ist" you please, but if you do, it won't fix your stupidity.  Laura Bush knew when to keep her mouth shut, as did Barbara Bush and Rosalyn Carter.  In fact, name one famous quote from Harry Truman's wife, or Eisenhower's wife or Kennedy's.  Their wives weren't elected and they knew as much.  Same holds for Kamala's husband.  Or Elena Kagan's husband.  Oops, sorry about that, Elena.  My auto-correct obviously isn't working.  Still, save me the aspersions.  Not that I care, but it will save you some breath.  I'm retired.  I don't care what you think.  

The latest Durham pleading tells us all we need to know about the muh Trump-Russia collusion narrative circa 2015 to 2020.  It was all orchestrated by Hillary and her minions, much as Trump said.  The MSM chased that story breathlessly.  Leslie Stahl is such an ass.  And her MSM colleagues.  Google it.  Who listens to those fools anymore?  Leslie and Bob Mueller are peas in a pod.  Along with Anthony Fauci, Mr. you don't need masks, because they do no good against a respiratory virus, or maybe you need masks, two or more, plus two vaxxes and maybe a booster or two, my profits notwithstanding, even if the clot shots don't last more than a few months and don't really protect you from anything, provided we can flatten the curve in two weeks, or maybe two years, if you're stupid enough to believe me, so roll up your sleeve.  Yes, that guy.  What buffoons they are.

I'm so happy I live in Florida.  We have Ron DeSantis as Governor.  This guy is an ex-athlete and has his head screwed on right.  I sure hope he gets re-elected.  

Anyway, speaking of the intelligence community, the term is an oxymoron.  These people are not intelligent.  They may score well on tests, but they have no common sense.  Trust me on this one.  They are dumb as bricks.  The guy at Georgia Tech is a case in point.  His minions, too.  Here's the NBC version.  They do their best to cover the tracks, but I don't think they have read Durham's report very carefully.  How Joffee and his colleagues stayed hidden so long is beyond me.  They were good at what they did, but dumb as bricks, I tell 'ya.  Durham found them?  And they're the smart ones?  Yeah, right.  

Come back, Shane Trump.  We need four more years.  Anyway, that's my screed for today.  

This is  my opening salvo.  There will be more.

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

 Stupid Tuesday


Is Majorcas stupid, or is it me?  Listen before you answer:



Majorcas hears the question but doesn't answer it.  Instead, he says "Let me refer to my previous testimony," yada yada.  His response doesn't come close to answering the specific question being asked, or any that follow.  It's intentionally so.  I call it the Washington bureaucratic two-step.  Majorcas didn't invent the Washington two-step.  He just knows the dance move.  I watched his testimony so you didn't have to.  I don't blame you for not watching.  It has become tiresome.  Groaningly so.  Nothing ever comes from these inquisitions.  Citizens are catching on.

Do you think these Congressional inquisitors expect straight answers?  Of course not.  Even the good ones know this much.  They ask anyway, but usually to no avail.  The routine is nothing but a game of dodge ball.

There's a battle brewing in the White House that not even CNN can ignore.  It's Biden vs Harris, aka the pervert vs the prostitute, although their roles are interchangeable.  Biden's poll numbers are down in the 30s.  Kamala's are in the 20s, the lowest ever for a VP.  Now it's a cat-fight to discover the biggest loser. To the victor belongs the spoils, whatever those may be.  Speaking of spoils, does winning that contest mean the victor stinks less?  One less bout of diarrhea than the other loser?  As ridiculous as it sounds, I think Joe Biden wins the contest.  Nothing against Heels-Up Harris, but Joe's played the game longer.  Even demented, he has experience on his side, which means some crafty advisors, since Joe's not up to the task.  Kamala only has a cackling laugh.  Such gleeful cackling probably works right before your heels face the ceiling, provided you make it sound like fun. Together, Joe and Kamala are the duo from hell.  What misery it must be to wake up with either of them at your side.  Especially with Joe.  I'd prefer to see them in bed together.

Not that I have anything against Joe or Kamala.  They are nice people, possibly.  But they also are avatars of the future.  I'm allowed to dislike their avatars and their future.  And I do.  After all, I buy gas, groceries and a car like everyone else. Prices are much worse these days, not better, and paychecks don't keep up.  In other words, higher taxes and pay cuts.  Some folks call it stagflation, i.e. stagnant wages (or GDP) and inflation.  Charles Dickens wrote that it was "the best of times and...the worst of times" in 1859 England.  We're there again, except now it's the worst of times, and it will be worse next year also, courtesy of Biden and Harris and those who put them in charge.  What idiots.  And what a tragic duo they foisted upon us.  Both are too stupid to know how they got put in charge.  But here they are, and they haven't a clue.  "Suck it up," their minions tell us.  Inflation is a good thing.  You can afford it.  Plus, higher prices and the border crisis are Trump's fault.  All you need to do is quit driving and eating and...voila!..problem solved."

Gosh, how nice it must be to live in their brains.

Now back to the border.  Majorcas is our Homeland Security guy, re: the southern border.  Kamala Harris is his boss.  In their view, we "build back better" by not building a border wall.  So say "hello" to your new neighbors from across the world, both hopeful people and evil people, and others in-between.  They're all coming your way.  You probably won't figure out how to differentiate among them until it's too late.  That's how it works when you greet everyone who walks into you unlocked from door, invited or not.  Good luck with that.  But not to worry.  Though Kamala doesn't have time to visit the border, except once in El Paso, she has your six.  You believe her, don't you?  Plus, she and Majorcas talk from time to time, according to his testimony, whatever that means, so you have that going for you, right?  Otherwise, you're on your own.

Don't plan on this working out well.  It won't.



Monday, December 21, 2020

It's 1776 All Over Again

I wish I knew what President Trump knows.  

From my perspective, it looks like all three branches of our government have been corrupted.  Wimps, all.  The protest that President Trump called for on Jan. 6 seems like a Rubicon moment not only for him but also for the 75+ million people who voted for him.  For those who have forgotten the past, or who weren't taught it, Julius Caesar knew that if he led his army across the Rubicon River on a march to seize Rome, there would be no turning back.  The stakes were that high.  It was do or die.  That's my view of Trump's Jan. 6 call for a descent on Washington, D.C.  He wants the people's voice to be heard.  Loudly.  And in vast numbers.  Perhaps that's the day he throws the money-changers out of the temple.  Who knows?  He keeps his cards close to his chest.

What I've learned about Trump is that he's a fighter, wily in the ways of the street, full of self-confidence and yearning to set things right in the U.S.  Every time he's told he has lost, he wins.  He's the Rocky Balboa of Washington.  You'd best not count him out until the referee yells "10."

When the Marxist revolution occurred in Russia in 1917, its global ambitions quickly spread to Germany.  The German people wanted nothing to do with Marx's utopia.  Having just lost a devastating war in Europe, the common folk in Germany needed a respite as they struggled to recover from the foolishness of their overlords.  More social upheaval was not on their menu.  Marx's dreams were not welcomed in Germany -- at least not in terms of a proletarian revolt against the bourgeoisie on a worldwide scale-- except among idealists in academia and angry anarchists on the street.  German politicians were slow to react.  They preferred to kick the can down the road and let other politicians deal with it.  But the ordinary citizens didn't have an appetite for more turmoil.  Or the patience.  Germany's great depression...a time known as the "Weimar Republic"...was bad enough.  The common folk grew weary of the political inertia...and wearier still of the Marxist troublemakers soon known as antifaschistische aktion -- known these days simply as Antifa.  Antifa's leaders are communists and anarchists still.  Politicians in Germany were slow to react in the 1920s.  Common folks, however, soon grew tired of the antifaschistische aktion uprisings on their soil.  This may help explain the rise of Hitler and his national socialist rhetoric, and why so many ordinary Germans cheered him on.  They loved their country, even though they knew nothing of Hitler's darker motives and insidious ambitions.  All they could see was that he silenced the trouble-makers.  Germans were comfortable with socialism (read: big government controlling business), but they also didn't want to lose their national identity or have policy dictated from Moscow or some other foreign place.  Sometimes it comes down to simple things.  It helps makes sense of Hitler's early popularity among the masses.

Unlike Germany, which like so many other European nations were accustomed to being ruled by kings and monarchs, colonists in America threw off tyranny and instead undertook a bold experiment in which power came strictly from the consent of the governed.  "You can rule if we allow you, otherwise not, but only in accord with our Declaration of Independence."  That was the colonial mantra.  And so they fought, from 1776 until 1787.  If the governed withdraw their consent, the governor has no power.  That's the consensus of those rebels who fought and died.  The small folks rule.  Including big folks, too, such as Washington, Jefferson, Madison and Franklin.  It was an egalitarian kind of struggle.  The French wanted a similar thing in 1792, until they began lopping off heads and screwed it all up.  Had Napoleon not stepped in to save the day, monarch that he was, the French might still be fighting amongst themselves.  At least in England the Queen is but a figurehead of former royalty, though proud and stately she is.

The Constitution was written with the understanding that people are not angels, whether in the household or in seats of government.  Whether that conviction was based on the Bible or Thomas Hobbes, I don't know with certainty.  Nonetheless, our Founders took great pains to insure that political power was divided in such a way that no one group could seize control.  Neither the executive, legislative nor judicial branch could impose its will without the consent of the governed (read: the colonists/citizens).  Each branch of government was meant to struggle against the others, just to keep them honest.  That system has worked well since 1789, when the Constitution was finalized.

But what happens when all three branches of government have been corrupted and begin to work in tandem?  The short answer is, Hades in a hand-basket.  Tyranny redivivus.  And a two-tiered justice system.  That's what Trump inherited.  And now here we are.  Quite simply, it's 1776 all over again.  As Jefferson recognized, the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.  He was thinking not only of his own moment in time but also of moments that likely would come again.  If anything, our Founders had foresight.  They understood human nature.  These days, the problem can be resolved digitally.  And morally.  Or with paper ballots.  Or so we hope.  Or else.

People misunderstand President Trump.  He is an unabashed nationalist.  MAGA has been his mantra, just as Deutchland uber alles was for Adolph Hitler.  Americans are tired of the Antifa and BLM destructiveness, just as German citizens tired of social unrest before the rise of Hitler.  Then, as now, people want an end to madness.  Trump and Hitler both were nationalists, as were Winston Churchill, Indira Gandhi, Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher, Simon Bolivar and Sam Houston, to name a few.  Any comparisons between Donald Trump and Adolph Hitler end there.

What countries has Trump invaded or tried to overthrow?  Last time I checked, he wants us out of endless wars.  Plus, his foreign policy strategy in the Middle East and Asia is to incentivize those nations to work out their own regional problems to their mutual benefit.  He's not a naif.  But he is a deal-maker extraordinaire.  He strives to build coalitions and create win-win outcomes around the world.  He helps as best he can, short of starting a war.  He hasn't hesitated to point out hypocrisy when it comes to NATO contributions, EU duplicity, the Bilderberg "reset" and the CCP dragon in China.  If anything, he's too honest.  A straight-shooter.  Politicians and money-changers don't care for people like Donald Trump.  He forces them to show how duplicitous they are.  They aren't accustomed to it.  So they carry daggers beneath their cloaks, hoping for the opportunity.

Has President Trump beefed up the military.  Hell, yes!  Bigly.  It's his way of saying "Don't tread on me."  How American!  Yet he makes enemies of domestic industries that make bombs and bullets for profit, since he doesn't appear inclined to use them, which means their profits go down.  Does he want a border wall?  Of course.  How else to demand legal immigration?  Does he want small businesses to thrive?  Naturally.  They are the backbone of our entrepreneurial economy.  Ever heard of Mike Lindell, the "My Pillow" guy and former crack addict?  No wonder the globalists on Wall Street and Washington dislike Trump.  The globalists quit caring about you and Mike Lindell a long time ago.  Lindell caught a break.  Many don't.  And Washington D.C.'s response?  They sprinkle stardust in your eyes to the tune of a one-world village and global harmony, all the while shipping your jobs overseas and shuttering  factories while convincing you we are now a service and consumer economy.  No hard work necessary, unless you possess the skills needed to take care of the well-to-do, or else dig ditches.  

Keep in mind, of course, that globalist counterparts around the world never cared for you to begin with.  So don't count on them for succour.  And God help you if you believe Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and their Washington friends care for anything more than your vote.  They don't.  They are not in it for you.  They are in it for themselves.  I pity those who miss this point about humanity's inherent selfishness.  And, no, I don't exempt most Republicans.  The biggest difference between a weasel and an otter is spelling.  Both are carnivores.  They don't care about you, period!  Trump does.  He has your back.  He's the most un-political President we've had in a long time, which makes him the most honest politician since Andrew Jackson and Davy Crockett.

Let me repeat myself.  Washington's professional politicians only want your vote.  And their cronies in the deep state cheer them on.  If we allow the 2020 election to stand, despite the obvious fraud, those folks will never care about your vote again, and you never will need to vote again, at least at the national level.  It'll just come down to backroom deals.  Just ask the folks in Venezuela.

Justice demands a higher standard.

It's 1776 all over again.  Thomas Jefferson was prescient.

My next topic will be covid.  If you still wear a cloth mask, I pity you.  Still, it benefits the Bilderberg "reset" plan far more than you know.  Just ask Jeff Bezos.  Amazon is killing it.  Don't be a lemming.

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

 

For The Unbaptised


For you squishy folks, don't go farther.  Here's your warning.  For normal folks, kick back and enjoy.  


Brace yourselves and get ready for the kraken, courtesy of Donald Trump and Sidney Powell.  In a few days, you will know.  I don't know any more than you, other than I may have better sources.  Sources, you say?  Well, my only response is to write me off if I'm wrong.  Have at it.  Let the facts make up your mind.  And what unfolds.  Decide for yourself.


If you follow events closely, you will know that Georgia and Arizona are getting ready to break for Trump.  So, too, Pennsylvania and Michigan, and perhaps Wisconsin, maybe even Nevada, despite certain Governors.  If one falls, others will follow.  RINO's in the State legislatures are my only worry.


I suspect the Supreme Court will be the final arbiter, on Constitutional grounds, then State legislators, who will be given cover, then we'll see how it goes.  Anyway, it's coming to a local theatre near you.


Trump hasn't lost yet.  Nor does he have anything to lose.  In my mind, the election is his until he loses it.  Biden has not yet entered the picture, despite the MSM's multiple faux orgasms, and Harris has not yet given up her seat in the Senate.  A tell?  Biden hasn't been in play since the day Trump rolled down the escalator.  Remember those days?  I do.  Every time they said "the walls are closing in," they weren't.  Remember?  I doubt he will lose now.  The guy knows how to take a punch and land on two feet.  He's a counter-puncher.  He has a gift.  Don't count him out.  He doesn't like losing.  I doubt he will.

Anyway, stay tuned.  I don't think I have missed the mark.  The kraken is on its way.


Sunday, November 29, 2020

BTW, I don't respond to comments.  So ignore me or pass it along, as you wish.  I'm good either way.  Of course, nice comments are appreciated.

 

The Forgotten Man


Laws are for little people.  Yes, you.

Don't believe me?  Hold a mask-free birthday party in California.  Scam a few thou on your GoFundMe page.  Or invite too many people to an NYC marriage or funeral during the pandemic.  If you get caught red-handed by the FBI and immediately are whisked off to the nearest cantina to quaff a few beers together while laughing about the "incident," you aren't one of the little peeps I have in mind.  In fact, you probably are a member of the local BSD Club -- Big Swinging D**K Club -- of which you may have heard.  Don't have a BSD membership?  Well, too bad for you.  Joe and Hunter Biden are members, plus extended family.  So, too, the Clintons, Obamas, Wall Street execs and their ilk, for which no crime is too big to be investigated.  Let's face it.  They own a set.  You don't.  Genitalia are not physically required for membership, but be not misled, cojones definitely and metaphorically are necessary.  Not everyday cojones of which families are made, mind you, but the gilded ones that surpass all understanding.

The great comedian George Carlin bored me in the final years of his stand-up act.  It would've happened to Lenny Bruce, too, had he lived long enough.  And Richard Pryor.  Avant-garde only lasts so long, then the act goes stale until the next generation comes along.  We all have our limits.  Still, Carlin's description of The Club, of which you and I aren't members, is a keeper.  Have a listen (NSFW):



Since I'm giving a post-mortem shout-out to George, God rest his genius soul, here's one of the best talks ever given at the National Press Club several years ago, courtesy of George and his razor-sharp mind.  It's 30 minutes long and, again, NSFW, but enlightening nonetheless:


Now, back to my point, which was, I think, something about proles and Mr. Big, which naturally lead to my segue into election fraud 2020.  Georgia, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona and Nevada...are you listening?  If you need a primer on gaslighting, go here.  Don't get gaslit.  We were set up.  It's been years in the making.  For reference, go here, here and here for starters.  You can find your way from there.  Your state reps are the people's voice.  Do your part.  Call them.  Remind them, in no uncertain terms, that your voice matters.  Let yours be a righteous voice, based not on emotion or conjecture but with evidence and dedicated to the proposition that all people are created equal, including you!


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This past Saturday, in a game with two Power-5 football teams, a girl was called on by Vanderbilt to kick off to start the second half.  Nothing against girls playing Power-5 football in the SEC.  If they can tackle, block, throw or run better than others, so be it.  To her credit, she smashed it downfield to Mizzou's 35, including bounces, to the sheer delight of ESPN .  An upback caught it and immediately dropped to the ground. Not bad for Vandy if you you're 21 points down, scoreless, willing to concede and desperate to virtue signal on national TV.  The men's soccer team at Vandy must be embarrassed, if indeed such a team exists.  Cojones, anyone?  Final score:  Vandy - 0, Mizzou - 41.  Shocker.  SEC?  The acronyms write themselves.

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Obama Proves Himself To Be a (CL)ASS Act

Obama found a way to take the CL out of CLASS.

He wants to sound sincere.  I have no doubt he is.  Yet, he gets his jabs in anyway, in that loquacious and insincere way of his.  It takes him hundreds of words to express a simple thought.  He should have stopped after the first sentence.  But he didn't.  Everything that follows is pure politics.  Just pay attention:

Michelle and I grieve with all the families in El Paso and Dayton who endured these latest mass shooting.  Even if the details are still emerging, there are a few things we already know to be true.
First, no other nation in Earth comes close to experiencing the frequency of mass shootings that we see in the United States.  No other developed nation tolerates the levels of gun violence that we do.  Every time this happens, we're told that tougher fun laws won't stop all murders; that they won't stop every deranged individual from getting a weapon and shooting innocent people in public places.  But the evidence shows that they can stop some killings.  They can save some families from heartbreak.  We are not helpless here.  And until all of us stand up and insist on holding public officials accountable for changing our gun laws, these tragedies will keep happening.
Second, while the motivations behind these shootings may not yet be fully know, there are indications that the El Paso shooting follows a dangerous trend: troubled individuals who embrace racist ideologies and see themselves obligated to act violently to preserve white supremacy.  Like the followers of ISIS and other foreign terrorist organizations, these individuals may act alone, but they've been radicalized by white nationalist websites that proliferate on the internet.  That means that both law law enforcement agencies and internet platforms need to come up with better strategies to reduce the influence of these hate groups.
But just as important, all of us have to send a clarion call and behave with the values of tolerance and diversity that should be the hallmark of our democracy.  We should soundly reject the language coming out of the mouths of any of our leaders that feeds a climate of fear and hatred or normalizes racist sentiments; leaders who demonize those who don't look like us, or suggest that other people, including immigrants, threaten our way of life, or refer to other people as sub-human, or imply that America belongs to just one certain type of people.  Such language isn't new -- it's been at the root of most human tragedy throughout history, here in America and around the world.  It is at the root of slavery and Jim Crow, the Holocaust, the genocide in Rwanda and ethnic cleansing in the Balkans.  It has no place in our politics or our public life.  And it's time for the overwhelming majority of Americans of goodwill, of every race and faith and political party, to say as much -- clearly and unequivocally.

Oy, veh.  What a self-righteous windbag.  I almost forgot.

Donald Trump, on the other hand, is a businessman, not a politician.  He has little interest in BS and even less in verbal flatulence.  He cuts straight through the subterfuge.  His response is direct, terse and unambiguous:

Did George Bush ever condemn President Obama after Sandy Hook?  President Obama had 32 mass shootings during his reign.  Not many people said Obama is out of control.  Mass shootings were happening before the President (i.e. Donald Trump) even thought about running for Pres." @kilmeade. @foxand friends.

Ouch!  Now that will leave a mark.

Obama had best stick to public grieving and steer clear of political bloviations.  Otherwise, a la Trump, he gets his head handed to him on a platter.  It's a New York kind of thing.  Obama is out of his league.

We now have a President who speaks truth to BS.  It's been a long time coming.  Maybe not since Andrew Jackson -- a couple hundred years.



Monday, August 5, 2019

Monday Madness



Name just one law that prevented the next shooting?
1968 – Gun Control Act
1981 – Brady Act
1994 – Assault Weapons Ban
2008 – NICS Improvement Act
2018 – Ban on Bump Stocks?
51 YEARS and never once did these efforts prevent the next shooting.
“If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun.”     – Dalai Lama, 2001
Tragedies should not be dramatized with an aim to disarm the general public.  Knee-jerk reactions rarely help.  Such reactions at best are virtue-signals and at worst are terrible public policy.  The tragedy itself cannot help but generate empathy for the victims.  That's automatic.  Such a horror.  A bottomless pit.  And it creates a genuine public thirst for justice and prevention.  We all understand.  It could have been my child, my family member or friend.  Our hearts are broken at the evil in our midst.

The MSM doesn't need to remind us of how badly to feel.  They are so ignorant.  So misguided by their desire for face time.  If caught in a madman's rampage, most of us prefer to have a fighting chance.  We want some means of security and defense against tyranny.  Police?  Well, if you need them in seconds, they will be there in minutes, if not longer, unless they happen to be standing nearby.  It's not their fault.  They can't be everywhere at once.  So what to do in the meantime?  Eat bullets?

If you think it's all about AK-47s, just look at Chicago's gun violence this past weekend.  Seven dead and twenty-nine injured.  Those deaths aren't the result of AK-47s.  I'm open to a better solution than currently exists, providing it doesn't require us to be offered as sheep to the slaughter.  Why would anyone volunteer for that?

If someone has a solution, they should argue that their solution will make a verifiable and quantifiable difference in regard to gun violence.  Put up or shut up.  Einstein predicted an eclipse of the sun and was proven right, to the exact hour and minute.  Can disarmament folks claim the same?  How many less deaths in the next week or month?   Gimme something, please, what with London and all its knife attacks.  Otherwise, talk is cheap, and their theory is not much different from my theory that more love would lead to less violence.  I also have a theory that if everyone acted legally, we would have much less illegal behavior.  What say you?  Neither of my theories has caught on well, except among Judeo-Christians in the west.  Among politicians, not so much.  Along with the MSM, their knees still tend to jerk.  Jews and Christians are beginning to catch on to the game.  It's the two-world theory of St. Augustine and Martin Luther.   We have no choice but to be in the world, though not of the world.  A Catch-22 of theological proportions.

Wild Bill Hickock had his own theory.

*****

Here's a clip from this week's Democrat Socialist Party's National Convention.  Aside from wanting to defeat capitalism, these scythe-and-sickle comrades are all about decorum and self-identity.  They just can't help themselves...an anal-retentive kind of thing.  It's a mental proclivity, determined by one's genetic inheritance, I suspect, much like flies are drawn to cow manure:



Oy, veh,  Venezuela notwithstanding, you just can't fix stupid.


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Okay, it was my annual "Boy's Week Out" trip last week, and here's how we spent it:



Okay, maybe not exactly.  There were no boys with me.  Or anyone else, for that matter.  And I wasn't on a boat.  Rather, I was on a sales trip in Florida.  But I was near water.  Actually, I played golf at a beachfront course you've never heard of but still allows jeans and tank tops:

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That's how they advertised it.  Okay, big deal, so it was only a putt-putt course with fake grass.  Who cares?  The price was right.  And as you can see in the photo, I'd already missed my first putt.

Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little.  It was a cheap green carpet rather than fake grass.  And she wasn't wearing cut-off jeans.

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She asked to play through.  I let her.

Thursday, July 25, 2019




Yes, We Have No Bananas

Yes, we have no bananas.  We have no bananas today.

Those are lyrics from the 1920s.  Here's the tune, for those of you old enough to remember, which includes alternative lyrics for the English-impaired:



For the original version, go here.

Either way, it's the summary of Robert Mueller's testimony today.   I feel sorry for him.  A lifetime of work destroyed in a single day.  It was sad to watch.

I don't blame him, necessarily.  He worked his way up the ladder from the old soldier he once was...into the realm of prestige...and then into an honorable retirement.  Then came a clarion call.  One last request for service to country...and a chance to move from the fading shadows of oblivion into light once again, whether deserved or not.  He heard the trumpeting of revelry.  And he stood tall and marched forward, like the soldier he once was, but this time into a withering hail of bullets, which he must've known were coming, at least in the final days, if only because he signed onto the losing battle and offered his reputation as the esprit de corps for those he trusted, the women and men of his platoon.  It was a bad decision.

Today he sacrificed his honor on that battlefield.  It was sad to watch.  I do not think suicide was his intention.  He seems an honorable man.  Andrew Weissman, not so much.  In fact, not at all.  Weissman is a guy out for the kill.  His former boss simply got in the way.  Stuff happens, if you know what I mean.  I think Mueller knew it the day he signed onto the Special Council's report.  If not then, then shortly thereafter.  He could've quit much earlier in the process and said there's no further point to the investigation, as most of us knew.  But for whatever reason, probably personal, he didn't.  I suspect he knew he was only a figurehead, and his reputation would get him beyond the bar, so he let his subordinates do all the work.  If today was any clue, he was clueless about most all of which he was put in charge.  But that was then.  This is now.  He now owns it.  I suspect he wishes otherwise.

Bill Barr offered him a path to salvation.  Barr told him he didn't need to testify.  In effect, Barr offered a way out of the impasse into which his old acquaintance Bob Mueller had entwined himself.  Mueller didn't need to own up to the Special Council's Report that he put his name on, at least not on public display, and not this way.  But apparently someone else had Mueller's ear.  Lawfare?  Who knows?  Maybe one day we will get an accounting.  But it seems obvious that Mueller felt his honor was at stake.  It was.  And Bill Barr was unable to help at that point.  So he let his friend Bob Mueller hang himself.  That's what happened today.  Robert S. Mueller, III committed the last public hanging in U.S. history.  He did it to himself.  And he did it of his own free will

If I may paraphrase Bob Mueller's testimony, Yes, we have no bananas...We have no bananas today.

I don't think Jerry Nadler gives a rat's ass about bananas.  What's one more soldier sacrificed on the political field of battle?  Plus, Mueller doesn't vote in his district.





Friday, July 19, 2019

 After a long sabbatical, I've decided to resume my blog.  For some strange reason, Facebook no longer publicizes my posts.  Funny that.  Oh, well.  I've chosen to do a work-around.  Follow along if it's your cup of tea.

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“Society in every state is a blessing, but government even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one; for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries by a government, which we might expect in a country without government, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer…” 

-- Thomas Paine, Common Sense


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Something is true because you say it is...facts be damned.  Then your mind closes and the conversation ends, except for your subsequent accusations and personal attacks.  Racism!  Fascism!  Naziism!  White nationalism!  Oy, veh.  Have you never read history outside of tweets?  (I'm not speaking to you, dear reader, but to the dolts who happen upon this site.)

We have reached a level of ignorance for which there is no rational response.  Such intransigence no longer makes me angry.  Instead, I look upon such folks the same way I view a rabid dog -- poor creature, so sorry that fatal disease afflicted you, but what's one to do other than quarantine the crazed animal until the moment of its demise...or else find a more charitable end.  Otherwise neighbors may get bitten and afflicted.  I have no stomach for such communicable problems.  I choose to keep my distance and save my breath.  I was a Democrat many decades ago.  Then the Jeffersonian democrats left me in their wake and went a rabid direction.  So much for the Founders of this country and what they staked their lives upon.

My walk-away moment came in the 1980s.  I was younger then, and anti-establishment.  I walked the halls of academe.  Then I left the academy and entered the business world.  It was an eye opener.  All I can say is, mea culpa.  I discovered I had been a Republican all along,  Then I discovered I was neither Republican nor Democrat, but instead someone who wanted to think outside party lines.  Yes, I was a slow learner, but I wasn't stupid.  In 2008, I easily recognized Barack Obama as the b**sh*t artist that he was.  How?  Because I once was him.  He was a certifiable liar.  Or a tool for his overseers   I recognized the catch-phrases, the weasel-words, and the facial expressions of an almost true-believer.  Only, I WAS a true believer in my early years, until the ice got too thin.  Then I discovered that my ideology didn't support my convictions.  I still love Thomas Jefferson, but not those who bastardize his ideals.  Such as John McCain.  At some point, one must be realistic.  It just took me a while.  A little humility goes a long way.

My politics these days are similar to the premise of Alcoholics Anonymous.  I will help with politics if you want help.  If you don't, there's not much I can do...other than vote against you... and bring five friends along.  I could offer a more compassionate, rational and balanced response, but then, what would be the point?  Rabies is what it is, politically speaking.  Donald Trump understands this.

Okay, no more offers of help.

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Lest someone thinks I'm politically biased and insensitive, there's also this:



If it doesn't come through, the video can be found here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMU2Vo6_CEQ






















Enough of these bon mots.  Until next time.